(Source: xxinkeyxx, via aclockworkleo)

bemusedlybespectacled:

do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task

like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”

"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"

"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"

"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore

(via funnytextpostss)

theshad0wph0enix:

kargrub:

tallestsilver:

hotllamasex:

holyhandgrenaded:



i want to play this game

I would gain so much weight playing this game and I wouldn’t even care

IVE FUCKING PLAYED THIS GAME AND LET ME TELL YOU WHAT
SO ME AND THREE OTHER FRIENDS PLAYED IT THINKING THAT OH HEY ITS JUST GONNA BE A WHOLE PEPPER INSIDE AND WE WOULDNT ACTUALLY HAVE TO EAT IT
BUT NOOOOOOOOHOHOHO HELL THEY TOOK PEPPERS THE SAME HOTNESS OF SATANS ASSCRACK AND INTEGRATED THEM INTO THE CHOCOLATE ITSELF LIKE SOME EVIL CONCOCTION OF FLAVORS AND MADE IT INTO THE DREADED BULLET YOU DONT WANT TO GET
THE PERSON WHO GOT IT WAS IN TEARS OVER THE HEAT WITHIN SECONDS AND HAD ONLY EATEN THE VERY TINY TIP OF IT
SO WHAT DO THE REST OF US DO, AS THE (QUESTIONABLY) SANE HUMANS WE ARE?
WE TRIED IT AS WELL
SO HERE WE HAVE A CAR FULL OF CRYING, PANTING TEENAGERS AND ONE DAD IN A CONFUSED PANIC, SO HE BROUGHT US ALL TO BEN AND JERRY’S AND WE ALL STUMBLE IN LIKE “GIVE US ICE CREAM NOW” AND THE PEOPLE AT THE COUNTER WERE SCARED AND CONFUSED TRYING TO ASK WHAT FUCKING FLAVOR WE WANTED AND THE DAD WAS SITTING THERE TRYING TO GET AN ANSWER AND SOME RANDOM KID WAS CRYING BECAUSE OF US AND IT WAS GENERALLY JUST A VERY SHITTY SITUATION
SO WE GOT OUR ICE CREAM AND FINALLY CALMED DOWN AFTER A WHILE ENOUGH TO TALK LIKE NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS
AND THEN WE MADE THE DAD TRY IT WHICH WAS A VERY FUCKING BAD IDEA AS HE WAS BROUGHT TO THE SAME STATE AND HAD TO GET ICE CREAM AS WELL
SO ALL IN ALL DONT PLAY THIS GAME UNLESS YOU EAT HOT THINGS LIKE MOTHERFUCKING CANDY OR YOU’LL REGRET IT
the rest of the bullets tasted quite swell and we enjoyed them later once our taste buds started working again bUT DONT PLAY THIS GAME OR AT LEAST DONT FUCKING TRY IT ONCE SOMEONE ELSE GETS THE DEATH BULLET

I played it when I had tonsillitis,let me tell you that was not fun

theshad0wph0enix:

kargrub:

tallestsilver:

hotllamasex:

holyhandgrenaded:

image

i want to play this game

I would gain so much weight playing this game and I wouldn’t even care

IVE FUCKING PLAYED THIS GAME AND LET ME TELL YOU WHAT

SO ME AND THREE OTHER FRIENDS PLAYED IT THINKING THAT OH HEY ITS JUST GONNA BE A WHOLE PEPPER INSIDE AND WE WOULDNT ACTUALLY HAVE TO EAT IT

BUT NOOOOOOOOHOHOHO HELL THEY TOOK PEPPERS THE SAME HOTNESS OF SATANS ASSCRACK AND INTEGRATED THEM INTO THE CHOCOLATE ITSELF LIKE SOME EVIL CONCOCTION OF FLAVORS AND MADE IT INTO THE DREADED BULLET YOU DONT WANT TO GET

THE PERSON WHO GOT IT WAS IN TEARS OVER THE HEAT WITHIN SECONDS AND HAD ONLY EATEN THE VERY TINY TIP OF IT

SO WHAT DO THE REST OF US DO, AS THE (QUESTIONABLY) SANE HUMANS WE ARE?

WE TRIED IT AS WELL

SO HERE WE HAVE A CAR FULL OF CRYING, PANTING TEENAGERS AND ONE DAD IN A CONFUSED PANIC, SO HE BROUGHT US ALL TO BEN AND JERRY’S AND WE ALL STUMBLE IN LIKE “GIVE US ICE CREAM NOW” AND THE PEOPLE AT THE COUNTER WERE SCARED AND CONFUSED TRYING TO ASK WHAT FUCKING FLAVOR WE WANTED AND THE DAD WAS SITTING THERE TRYING TO GET AN ANSWER AND SOME RANDOM KID WAS CRYING BECAUSE OF US AND IT WAS GENERALLY JUST A VERY SHITTY SITUATION

SO WE GOT OUR ICE CREAM AND FINALLY CALMED DOWN AFTER A WHILE ENOUGH TO TALK LIKE NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS

AND THEN WE MADE THE DAD TRY IT WHICH WAS A VERY FUCKING BAD IDEA AS HE WAS BROUGHT TO THE SAME STATE AND HAD TO GET ICE CREAM AS WELL

SO ALL IN ALL DONT PLAY THIS GAME UNLESS YOU EAT HOT THINGS LIKE MOTHERFUCKING CANDY OR YOU’LL REGRET IT

the rest of the bullets tasted quite swell and we enjoyed them later once our taste buds started working again bUT DONT PLAY THIS GAME OR AT LEAST DONT FUCKING TRY IT ONCE SOMEONE ELSE GETS THE DEATH BULLET

I played it when I had tonsillitis,
let me tell you that was not fun

(Source: meme4u, via thenurseinblack)

eremiel-fallen-angel:

superwhatlocked:

swimmingwithjaredpadalecki:

punch-a-your-buns:

rammyz:

supernaturalapocalypse:

wayward-sons-with-loki-feels:

london-dungeon:

sup0rnatural:

Someone edit Rapunzel’s face into Dean’s.



It would be even more perfect if someone edited the words “Hello Dean” there too.



can the lanterns be pie

omg someone please to that stat!


You’re welcome

Why the hell is it so fast though!

Because the pie cannot wait

eremiel-fallen-angel:

superwhatlocked:

swimmingwithjaredpadalecki:

punch-a-your-buns:

rammyz:

supernaturalapocalypse:

wayward-sons-with-loki-feels:

london-dungeon:

sup0rnatural:

Someone edit Rapunzel’s face into Dean’s.

It would be even more perfect if someone edited the words “Hello Dean” there too.

can the lanterns be pie

omg someone please to that stat!

You’re welcome

Why the hell is it so fast though!

Because the pie cannot wait

(Source: novakians, via thenurseinblack)

Noah’s payback time ¬‿¬

(Source: taekwoonies)

(Source: mseverdeenes, via stilesscotts)

tounlink:

JUST A REMINDER THAT THIS IS AN ACTUAL TWEET FROM DENNY’S

(via thenurseinblack)

souljannoying:

one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

(Source: pemsylvania, via thenurseinblack)


130606 (source), do not edit.

130606 (source), do not edit.

(Source: 19901110)

makochantachibanana:

stillnotatimelord:

paaba:

impopentti:

italiham:

you know what i think you need

image

a shark wearing a maids outfit

you’re welcome

Is this free?

it is

Sharkmaido

image

(via thenurseinblack)

(Source: stilesscotts)

thatfunnyblog:

I kind want this on a tee shirt.

thatfunnyblog:

I kind want this on a tee shirt.

(Source: somewhat-tempestuous, via thenurseinblack)

moonkisse:

parent: “Youre going to hell!”

me:

"the heat never bothered me anyway"

(Source: lune-de-lapin, via thenurseinblack)